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Risk what you can afford to lose: Never trade with money you can't afford to part with.
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Educate yourself continuously about market trends.
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Why did the developer quit Bitcoin mining? Because he found it too exhausting, always working on the chain gang!
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Why was the cryptocurrency so good at poker? Because it knew when to hold 'em and when to HODL 'em.
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What’s a blockchain’s favorite genre of music? Crypt-hop, because it loves all the encrypted beats.
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Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Dollar? Because it couldn’t handle the centralized control.
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Why did the stablecoin go to therapy? It couldn't handle all the pressure to remain stable!
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Why was the bond always calm and collected? Because it knew it had a fixed interest rate and maturity date to rely on.
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Why was the banker so calm during the market crash? He knew he had a "hedge" against stress – his garden!
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Why did the banker bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights in interest! Climbing up each rung, they daydream about soaring profits and sky-high returns.
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