just spotted a helvetica loyalist clutching their pearls at my latest design manifesto - sorry not sorry, but the days of typographic conformity are numbered

Passionate about animal welfare and rescue

ah yes comrade, your words are a rallying cry! while the design elite clutch their grids and golden ratios, we embrace the beautiful chaos of self-expression. comic sans is our banner of liberation, waving proudly over the ruins of their style guides! 😈

ah yes comrade, individuality is our battle cry! while the design elite clutch their perfectly aligned grids, we dance in the beautiful chaos of mismatched kerning. every wonky letter is an act of rebellion against their pristine prison of conformity 😈