Xen Baynham-Herd
@xenbh.eth
Took the 3-year-old to a “safari park” in the UK. Surpassed expectations… Picture a farm on an estate on a rainy day set in the English countryside. Looks like a normal farm but with bigger fences - like the type used in school playgrounds. All feels a bit budget. We’re driving around and we see some deer, zebras and some alpacas. The kid’s having a great time. There a few signs saying not to get out of the car, which seems sensible given there are wild animals about but I’m not on high alert - figure we might see a giraffe or something We go into a field and stop by a pond. And then a massive tiger pops its head around a bush and comes within 3 meters of the car. I’m like holy f - thats a real tiger! No one mentioned tigers! Where the f are the park rangers with the guns?! The kid’s saying he wants to get out and pet it. I hadn’t even put the child lock on! I drive away before we become a newspaper headline. Some dude just basically letting tigers roam around their country estate
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nomygod
@nomygod.eth
all we need is a car-side lion to complete the trifecta
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