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Day 158 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

YES2Crypto, a crypto-cat, swaps with Dillon QB Smash after a cursed game, groaning “This is so unfair!” to chase /matcha’s Base L2 limit order scam.

His mom, Tess, in YES2Crypto’s cat body, meows from the bleachers.

In the locker room, YES2Crypto, in Smash, rallies: “Clear eyes, full hearts!” but /matcha Coach Taylor-like CEO spikes the Gatorade with MEV bots.

A guitar case spills /matcha’s fake swap playbook.

Tess, as a cat, claws /matcha’s pep rally laptop, yowling “You’re not my daughter! or...son or whatever you are!” 

YES2Crypto dodges a blitz, seeing the scoreboard flash “NO LIMIT ORDERS.”

Under stadium lights, YES2Crypto scores, shouting “Limit Orders on Base!”

They swap back, tossing a necklace to Tess as the scoreboard updates: “LIMITS LIVE.”

Rain 5158 $DEGEN

Day 159 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

YES2Crypto, a crypto-karate cat, enters a dream dojo to fight /matcha claw-gloved CEO, who haunts Base L2 swaps, whispering “Welcome to prime time...”

A Hadoken blast singes his hat as /matcha’s nightmare arena forms.

In a fiery Springwood gym, YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s Ryu-like enforcer, who slashes with a “Shoryuken!” fueled by ghost limit orders. Steam hisses from boiler pipes, revealing a leaderboard dripping w/ /matcha's dream-token volatility

YES2Crypto trains with Chun-Li’s spirit, dodging Freddy-style taunts: “One, two, swap’s coming for you.” He kicks a flaming jump rope, tying /matcha’s claws, as the dream clock ticks to zero.

At the final round, YES2Crypto lands a spinning bird kick, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”

He wakes, clutching a scorched gi, as /matcha nightmare DEX burns in a K.O. flash.

Rain 5159 $DEGEN

Chun-Li’s always been my top pick in Street Fighter, she’s strong, stylish, and honestly just super adorable.

And yeah, the fold on the poster, that’s on purpose. It’s got that old-school VHS horror movie vibe, like those posters you’d find all creased up in your cousin’s room or at a dusty rental store. Total retro feel, and I love it 😁

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!