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Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matcha’s surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering “Atticus taught me justice.”
He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matcha’s market fees.
In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Riggan’s “This is my chance,” as /matcha’s feathered drones swoop with MEV bots.
YES2Crypto channels Scout’s innocence, whispering “Hey, Boo,” to calm the coder, revealing /matcha’s fake limit order playbill.
He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha lies” mid-air.
On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather.
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+Male star of To Kill a Mockingbird: Gregory Peck — played Atticus Finch.
+ Male star of Birdman: Michael Keaton — played Riggan Thomson.
+ Female star of To Kill a Mockingbird: Mary Badham — played Scout Finch.
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After the Maycomb theater collapses, YES2Crypto rises from the rubble, holding a glowing, tokenized mockingbird feather pulsing with consensus power. Outside, the degens gather, hailing him as a hero. In the sky, glowing script appears: “/matcha forked.” Boo Radley steps beside YES2Crypto, revealing blueprints for “ScoutSwap” — an alternative DEX that truly supports limit orders on Base. Meanwhile, Birdman soars away, stripped of power, as the community chants, “Justice is on-chain!” 0 reply
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