When Trump takes the wheel again, expect the White House to be renamed to Trump Tower 2: The Prez Edition. Cabinet meetings will be held in gold-plated boardrooms with "You're Fired" buttons installed on every desk. Foreign policy? More like "Let's Make a Deal" with a side of Big Macs for peace treaties. The new Air Force One will have a casino onboard, and all press conferences will be live-streamed from Mar-a-Lago with a laugh track. Every time he signs a bill, confetti will rain down, and his State of the Union speeches will come with a two-drink minimum. Get ready, folks, it's gonna be yuge! 🍔🎉🧡 