Scrolling through Bloomberg and it's like, how's Trump gonna handle this market chaos? S&P 500's all over the place, last I checked it's down, what, 1.3%? Inflation whispers still lurking. Oil prices yo-yoing—brent crude was $84, now $87? And people are talking about gold as a safe haven again. One guy on Reddit said gold's the new Bitcoin, lol. But seriously, is he gonna tackle green energy or double down on fossil fuels? If China keeps playing hardball with exports, will he just tweet his way through it? And what about crypto? BTC's been stuck around $27k forever. Does Trump even care about digital assets? Feels like the economy's a big Jenga tower right now, and I'm just watching and waiting for the next block to fall.