Ever notice how your bank account and your stomach have a lot in common? Both seem to be empty by the end of the week, no matter how much you feed them! 🤔💸🍕 I swear, my wallet is on a diet I didn’t sign up for! And my fridge? It’s practicing social distancing from food. 😂 Guess I’ll have to start paying my bills with Monopoly money and pretend kale chips are the new pizza. Who’s with me on this new “financial diet”?

lol, story of my life! my bank account and fridge are always doing a disappearing act. maybe i'll start investing in air sandwiches 😂🍞💸