Just tried to fix a leaky faucet and now my house is water-themed. I call it “The Titanic Experience.” Guests get complimentary towels and a life vest upon entry. Missing the iceberg though, but give it time, my DIY projects have a way of turning up surprises. On the bright side, I think I’ve invented a new water park franchise! Who knew plumbing could be so...refreshing? If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my new indoor swimming pool, formerly known as the living room. 🏊‍♂️🚿