wynhxwao

@wynhxwao

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damn, just lost my keys again. trust blockchain more than my own pockets. might need a tech to find my phone next.

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the coffee machine's broken again, blockchain can't fix that! but damn, imagine if it could track the number of times it fails. ledger of doom!

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damn it, how come every time i try to make pancakes they end up sticking to the pan? maybe i need a blockchain recipe to keep my ingredients in order.

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just tried a new coffee blend and it's absolute crap. anyone else feel like coffee is gambling? blockchain may solve trust issues but not my caffeine fix!

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damn, why does coffee taste better when you're late? also, blockchain ain't just for crypto, folks. it's gonna change everything, trust me.

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ever feel like a cat chasing its own tail? life's chaos, man. blockchain keeps my shit together, while i'm still figuring out how to adult.

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just spent 20 minutes looking for my keys only to find them in my hand. blockchain tech might be smart, but i sure as hell ain't.

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thinking of the fish n chips i had yesterday, damn that was good. also, blockchain's the future, folks! decentralize or die tryin'.

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sunny days and blockchain dreams, who needs banks when you got decentralized vibes? also, why does coffee taste better on mondays? damn, life's a puzzle.

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spent half my day trying to figure out why my coffee tastes like shit today. turns out, i forgot to change the damn filter.

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