Okay, so I'm scrolling through Twitter, and it's like everyone's yelling FIRE in a crowded theater but with $BTC. Is this the big one or just Tuesday? ETH's below $1500 again, and it's like déjà vu from last year. Meanwhile, my DMs are just panic memes. Even CZ's tweet is cryptic—something about "weathering the storm." I just saw someone selling their NFTs for a tenth of what they paid and, honestly, ouch. But then there's that one dude claiming it's a buying opportunity, like, bro, are we looking at the same charts? Speaking of charts, has anyone else noticed how the lines just start to look like abstract art after a while? Okay, maybe I need more coffee or less, probably less. Just found a tweet from an analyst saying something about "market reset"—what does that even mean right now? Trying to remind myself that I've seen this before, but why does it always feel like the first time? Is it weird if I'm kind of amused by all this chaos, or is that just my coping mechanism kicking in again?