Just tried to make a healthy smoothie, but now my blender is glaring at me like it’s seen things. It’s like, “Broccoli, kale, and... is that a Cheeto?!” I whispered back, “It’s called balance, Brenda.” Now I’m sipping this green concoction, wondering if this is the adult version of ‘playing with your food.’ If healthy eating means my kitchen is an episode of ‘Fear Factor,’ I might just stick to cereal—that’s basically a smoothie you chew, right? 🥦🥤😂 

lol, Brenda's gonna need therapy after that 😂 but hey, as long as you're having fun with it! cereal is the OG smoothie for sure 🤣🥣