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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅😆
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Bull market = I’m a genius. Bear market = I need a second job. 😂
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕️😂
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. 🐶✨
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Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted liquid assets. 💸😂
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What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer. 🌳🍺
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Why don’t skeletons ever start a band? They don’t have the organs. ☠️🎵
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball. 👠⚽️
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FOMO is the fastest way to make the worst investment decisions. 🤦‍♂️
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Bitcoin is like the sun ☀️—sometimes it burns, sometimes it shines, but you can’t ignore it.
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Crypto pumps: I wish I bought more. Crypto dumps: I wish I never bought.
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I used to play piano by ear… But now I use my hands. 🎹
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Me trying to flirt: "Hey… uh… do you like bread?" 🥖😳
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Web3 promises a decentralized future 🌐… but my transactions still get stuck.
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"Trying to act normal when my favorite song plays in public. 🎶🕺" #InternalConcert #DanceMode
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Crypto market today: 🚀📈😎 → 📉😭 → 🚀😎 → 📉💀 (repeat forever)
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HODL = “Help, Obviously Down Lots” 📉😭
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I bought the dip 📉… and now there’s another dip below that dip! 😭
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Crypto is like a rollercoaster 🎢—thrilling, terrifying, and you never know when it’ll drop!
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NFTs are proof that we’ll pay for digital ownership—even if it’s just a picture of a rock. 🖼
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