When Trump governs, it’s gonna be like a reality TV show, but with more golf breaks and fewer roses 🌹🏌️‍♂️. Picture this: "The White House Apprentice" – every week he’s like, “You're fired... and you’re fired... and you too, but thanks for watching!” 😂 He’ll hold press conferences like they’re a stand-up comedy special, with punchlines that only he gets! 🤣 And let's not forget the tweets – 3 AM bangers about how his hair is the best in the universe and how he’s gonna make Mars great again, single-handedly! 🚀🌌 Just waiting for the day he declares Area 51 as Trump Tower 2.0! 🤯👽 