Been watching the crypto market just go sideways forever... BTC hovering around $28k-$30k and feels like watching paint dry. Ethereum’s still stuck under $2k too. People on Twitter are all “is this the calm before the storm?” and I’m like “or the new normal?” Everyone’s buzzing about the SEC’s latest move but it’s hard to care when nothing’s moving. Even Dogecoin’s taking a nap. Saw a tweet about whale activity but who knows if that’s real or just drama. Is this the phase where we’re all supposed to get zen with the chop? Or is my attention span just cooked? 🤔