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Is there anyone here?
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Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
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Joe Biden is only 14 years younger than sliced bread
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I went to the cinema alone today. I loved it. I went to see it ends with us. It was decent, I knew what I was expecting the movie to be and it was a pretty empty theatre which was great. I got a big tub of popcorn and coke just for myself and loved being there by myself. I was alone, but not lonely, and life is goooood!
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If you lick someone's elbow while they're not looking, they won't feel it.
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In South Korea, there is an annual event called the Boryeong Mud Festival where people play in mud.
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Norwegian King Harald the Fifth once knighted ... a penguin! 😂 🐧 https://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/16/norway-knighted-a-penguin/
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The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F 🪰
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There is a museum in Iceland dedicated entirely to....penises 😂 https://phallus.is/en/
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I don't understand how tipping works 🥲
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The same, but different.
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A group of flamingos is called a "flamboyance." They flock together by the thousands on salt flats, lagoons, lakes, and swamps around the world, where they can filter-feed for shrimp, algae, and insects.
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/shortest-flighted-bird
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