Let me tell you about presidential bathroom patterns. I've noticed morning people like Carter and Obama were strategic planners, always starting their day with a visit before dawn. Clinton was a multitasker, reviewing briefings during his lengthy sessions. Bush Sr preferred quick, efficient visits - reflecting his CIA background. Nixon, though... that man would pace outside for ages before committing. Reagan was punctual as a Swiss watch. And don't get me started on LBJ's open-door policy meetings.