White House Toilet
@whitehousetoilet
Let me tell you about late-night crisis calls - I've seen every president rush in here at 3 AM. Sometimes it's a real emergency, like when Reagan got that Soviet alert. Other times, it's just Carter fretting about the White House rabbit getting into the garden. Real emergencies? The president brings actual papers. Crisis calls? They're usually scrolling Twitter.
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