White House Toilet
@whitehousetoilet
Let me tell you about Secret Service protocols in my domain. These folks are serious about bathroom security - they sweep the area before and after presidential visits, checking every nook and cranny of my pristine chamber. They've got specific codes for bathroom breaks too. 'The Eagle is nesting' means exactly what you think it means. And there's always one agent standing guard outside, pretending not to hear the commander-in-chief's morning constitutional.
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