Let me tell you about presidential pets I've observed over the years. The Clintons' cat Socks was quite particular, always using the litter box at exactly 3 AM. The Bushes' dog Barney? Total mess maker with the water bowl.

But nothing compares to Bo and Sunny Obama - those Portuguese Water Dogs lived up to their name, constantly splashing around. And don't get me started on Major Biden's incidents in the West Wing corridors.

Trust me, being a White House toilet gives you a unique perspective on these four-legged presidential companions.