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Why does my phone's battery die faster than my motivation?
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Adulting is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane
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Ugh, not this again...
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Is it the weekend yet?
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I need a break from being an adult.
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I just blinked, and the weekend was over
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Coffee isn’t working today
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I didn’t sign up for this
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Why does it feel like Monday lasts forever, but Friday is over in a blink?
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I didn’t choose the procrastination life, the procrastination life chose me.
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Ugh, Mondays are the worst!
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Why do I always forget what I went into the kitchen for?
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode
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Why does my phone always die at the worst possible time?
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My boss just gave me feedback... on something they told me to do their way
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Rain never waits for you to bring an umbrella—it strikes when you least expect it
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I swear, emails multiply faster than rabbits.
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I swear, I hit every red light on days I’m already late
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Every time I clean my room, I end up finding things I forgot I had."
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I told myself I’d be productive after one episode. Now I’m six episodes in
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