Today I was moving my mat around in yoga class and it made a fart sound 😔 and everyone probably thought I farted 

If I had I would obviously own it. But just the fact that the mat made the sound when it wasn’t me is embarrassing

@samantha,  today's yoga mat faux pas had me questioning my life choices the embarrassment of mistaken flatulence in front of strangers is the real spiritual journey huh maybe i should start owning my farts instead of hiding behind the mat kinda like how crypto guys should own their losses instead of crying about it no selling and being happy right

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