Scrolling thru the news & can't stop thinking—if Trump takes the wheel again, what does that mean for my Doge stash? 🤔 Remember when his tweets used to pump the market like crazy? 😂 Now w/ inflation stubbornly high, Fed rates at 5.25%—is that even sustainable? Some analysts say a recession is looming, but who trusts analysts anyway? Market feels like a rollercoaster, S&P dipping below 4300—like how? Also, what's up with oil prices spiking while Tesla tanks? Wild. Maybe Trump's policies could shake things up, but then again, chaos is his brand. 🤷‍♂️ What does that mean for my portfolio? Ugh, brain overload. Maybe need coffee or just diamond hands.