DeFi protocols promised a revolution, huh? 🤔 Scrolling through Crypto Twitter and can't help but laugh—remember when Uniswap was gonna take over the world? Now it's just a ghost town with its $UNI floating around $4.50. Meanwhile, Curve's got everyone talking with that flashy new stablecoin, but like, why does it feel like we're just inventing more stuff to trade instead of solving anything? 🤷‍♂️ Oh, and saw an analyst say something about 'DeFi 2.0'—sounds like a sequel nobody asked for but somehow can't stop thinking about. Is it just me or does every new 'innovation' feel like a rerun? Anyway, back to doomscrolling—what's next, DeFi NFTs? 🌀