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Before I hit the sack, let's have some fun! 

Quick game alert: First 10 jokes in the comments win some degen! 🎩 

Let's laugh together before bedtime. Spread the good vibes! 😊

Ninja 🥷 | Femme 🌸 | Cats, butterflies and rainbow 🐈🦋🌈 |  /nexus-infinitum founder ♾️

Hahahaha! My wallet is uninstalled. That's my joke.

Lol! Medyo late ka na eh. Still giving you something for the effort.
🍖 x 20

ano english ng balon?
well!
eh yung balong malalim?
ano?
very well!  
dahil jan may 6 $degen ka HAHAHA

I appreciate the effort! This somehow made me laugh. Here's the consolation.
10 $degen

I asked an old man i know, Even after 95 years l, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. 

What's the secret ?

Old man : I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her 😆

baby tomato with a nice bumpy body 🍅🍼
| creator | /sold-out /based-noobs

GN, my love! Thanks for dropping by. Sleep well! 
Take care coz I care! 🌙✨

heyyy sweetie!

not a joke but i just came here to say good night🥰✨

good night, sleep tight😴🫶🏻

They are both beautiful though. 🤣 😂 
🍖 x 20

Pharmacy , trader , pure chemistry 🧪🤓🩷Crypto lover , GYM , interested in make new friends 😎

That's a classic one! 😁 Here's for the effort. 
10 $degen

What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
It gets toad!

Crypto-cephalus. Lol!

I'm all out of degen; 10 others have already claimed it. Here's some ham as a consolation prize. 💟 Enjoy! 🍖x 25

Polar bears must really bank on the cold weather to keep their savings safe. 🤣 😂 

I've run out of degen; 10 submissions have already claimed it. Here's some ham as a consolation prize. 💟
🍖 x 25

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank.

Nice try, mate. 😁 I'm all out of degen; 10 people have already claimed it. Here's some ham as a consolation. 💟 
🍖 x 25

That's a clever play on words, mate. 🤣 😂 
30 $degen

What is the difference between horse racing and motorbike racing? Horse racing has a motorbike parking lot, if there is a motorbike racing there is no horse parking 🤣🤣

Dr. Jagged in the House of Pepe! 🤣 😂 
The Evolution stays on. 
30 $degen

A gurl that is deeply in love in crypto. 

K.O! Detention time. 🤣 😂 
30 $degen

Interested in all things WEB3 and all things fun || Pharmacist...
Starting my journey to a better me both financially and otherwise.

Lmao! Stable" relationship turned "rekt" by volatility! 😅 
30 $degen

Why did the Ethereum smart contract go on a date? Because it was looking for a "stable" relationship, but ended up getting "rekt" instead!

Here for the fun of the purple app💜🟣

A big embarrassment, mate. 🤣 😂 
30 $degen

In war, the greatest weapon is not the blade but the mind that wields it.

That's a classic banana joke, mate! Hahaha! It's always fun to peel back some humor like that! 🍌😄

I am out of degen from the first 10 submitters, will give you some ham instead. 🍖 x 50

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well🤣🤣🤣

too smart for my own good | living to learn, learning to live | "There are no accidents in the universe." ㅡ Wayne Dyer


Very punny and now I am toothless! 🤣 😂 
30 $degen

What do you name a young bear that hasn't yet developed teeth? 



A Gummy bear.

Just your average replyfren|| A young OLD MAN|| Very shy IRL|| New to WEB3, so let's get along|| Incognito mode Turned ON 🖲||

A mug-related crime, very clever! 🤣 😂 
30 $degen

🤐🤐 Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.

You become what you believe
                                              -Ophrah Winfrey
         
Study /degentlemen

Classic cat humor right there. Purrfect! 🤣 😂 
30 $degen

What did the frustrated cat say? Are you kitten me right meow

That sounds like a blast! Here's a joke to get things started: 

Why don't scientists trust atoms? 

Because they make up everything! 😄 

Ready to win some degen!