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Day 157 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, jazz-cat dreamer, warps through a Hollywood sign portal to /matcha pyramid-studded DEX jungle, crooning “City of Stars” to chase Base L2 limit orders.
He dodges T-Rex Grumpy, yelling “This ain’t no taco stand!” as /matcha Sleestaks hiss from crystal-lit ruins.
In a neon pyramid’s jazz lounge, YES2Crypto jams with coder Mia, who sighs “Here’s to the fools who dream” while hacking /matcha tachyon-rigged trades.
A Sleestak DJ spins “A Chorus Line,” but Grumpy crashes through, roaring over /matcha’s fake limit order scam.
YES2Crypto scales a crystal pylon, tap-dancing past /matcha’s Enik-like CEO, who sneers “Matt Lauer can suck it!”
At a starry rift, YES2Crypto faces /matcha Sleestak army, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
He flings a fedora into a portal, singing “Another Day of Sun” as /matcha’s pyramid collapses in a T-Rex-fueled quake.
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