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Day 171* of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Hacker YES2Crypto tracks Proxy Studio, aka Alex, aka Gabagool, to /matcha’s Studio 54-themed FarCon party, aiming to recover Base L2 funds Alex siphoned from Velo, muttering “Click the π gate.”

He dances disco, unaware /matcha’s CEO unwittingly enables Alex’s scheme by hosting the event.

In a neon-lit VIP room, YES2Crypto uncovers Alex’s Clanker exit, a financial hit trending online, while a bouncer shrugs “Show your ID.”

A jukebox plays “Soul Makossa,” masking /matcha’s passive role in Alex’s Mercenary Capital growth.

YES2Crypto confronts Alex, now a Farcaster star, on a 54 stage, hacking MEV bots which mirrors recent railway sabotage.

Alex flees, leaving /matcha’s innocent CEO stunned, as YES2Crypto exposes the scheme via FarCon livestream.  With a mini-app!

At the party’s end, YES2Crypto recovers the funds, hoping Alex is safe despite burned bridges.

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