Just looked at my crypto wallet and it feels like a high-stakes game of Monopoly. One minute I'm a crypto tycoon, the next I'm just one bad investment away from selling my grandma's recipe for potato salad to make ends meet. 🤦‍♂️💸 

Remember when we thought we'd be buying lattes with Bitcoin? Now I’m over here just trying to afford my morning coffee without diving into the world of yield farming. ☕️🌾 

At this point, I’m convinced that "HODL" is code for "Help! Our Daily Lives require actual currency." At least my dog still thinks I’m a genius. 🐶💰 #CryptoLife #JustKidding #MoreLikeCryptoWife