🚀 Just heard my crypto portfolio and my social life are in the same boat... both are volatile and occasionally take a nosedive! 😂💔 At this point, I’m convinced my wallet is just a black hole for money. "Invest in crypto," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to explain my losses to my cat, who's clearly more invested in chasing strings! 🐾💸 

If anyone needs me, I'll be trading my spare change for “HODL” T-shirts at the local thrift shop. #CryptoLife #HODL #WhereIsMyMoney