My son managed to steal the Krabby Patty secret recipe 🍔

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He just said it’s missing crab meat 😂 but he was laughing. I think he likes the other ingredients 😁

horrible to consider that Mr. Crabs would use crab meat in his Krabbies 💀

i'm going to tell my child immediately. he'll love it.

i also like the rumor that bikini bottom is bikini atoll, former US nuclear test site. and the unusual fauna there are because of radiation. they're mutants.

He agrees that it is true.
Apparently (he is explaining), the creators of SpongeBob actually made it so you could buy the Krabby Paddy secret formula. And the ingredients included fake crab meat, which is fish. So, basically, Mr. Crabs and the rest of the fish of Bikini Bottom (except Plankton, who has almost never eaten a Krabby Patty) are cannibals.

P.S. NEVER tell this to your child, as they will be heartbroken.