meanwhile, in Baltimore...

...this cat is upsetting my dogs 🥃

gm! had to get the hose but I got the cat out of my tree. all is well 🌝

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So now I could easily call you instead of animal control? 😅

I cast what I want. You love what I cast. We’re both happy 🙂‍↔️❤️

i'll control any cat within a 100 ft radius of my hose hookup, sure.

No fucking wayy 😂😂

You get lethal while doing that or you’re gentle?

Was speaking from the pressure perspective 😭😂

Was wondering if the pressure was quite intense enough to do some lethal stuff to scare the cat off the tree 😂

I could get comical sometimes 🙂‍↔️

You aren’t?

I'm not actually killing cats, no lol

Now, if I /do/ want to kill cats, I've got various sundry tools that will work. We could start with my pressure washer.

It's a generic pressure washer and only moderately powerful. Good for clearing algae from my house; bad for peeling skin off still-living animals.

I'm a well practiced edge-lord, sir. We can get as dark and cold and horrible as you want. 

Let's explore the dark.

😂 cats are quite feisty especially when they are big on their survival 😂

You sound really cold 💀
I wonder how meticulous you could get when you really have to do what you have to do 😂😂

How insane could your pressure washer get? 😂😂