meanwhile, in Baltimore...

...this cat is upsetting my dogs 🥃

How is your doggo doing Wake?  I been thinking about your fam

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

my old lady is great, actually. better than she's been for awhile, which tells me i should have taken her in sooner. but, hindsight and such.

the younger one won't poop when the ground is wet. that's absurd and hilarious for such a big dog. he's also good, if a bit constipated.

it would have been /crushing/ -- like, the start of my villain arc crushing. wake turns heel and slaps randy savage crushing. but we get to save that for another day, thankfully.

wrt young dog: especially for how big and strong and sometimes brave they are.

"i will kill for you. i will rend flesh from bone for you. i will torture cats for you. that is, unless i have to cross wet grass first."

Phew, that was a close call.  My heart was breaking for you.

My bf's brothers dog Doc, is a giant yellow lab and he wont poop in the yard 🤣 

It is hilarious how these animals have us humans trained LMAO