meanwhile, in Baltimore...

...this cat is upsetting my dogs 🥃

gm! had to get the hose but I got the cat out of my tree. all is well 🌝

husband, father, degentleman, haberdasher 🎩🥂

(kidding. cat got down on its own, it's fine. we do this all the time.)

I was just popping into the comments ready for the hate lol🍿

nothing gets farcaster's ornery like implied cat violence. or toe spacers. that is also upsetting.

getting bent out of shape over toe spacers at least makes sense

posting images of cats is why the interwebz was created

ppl should be more grateful

the internet:

>fawning over pictures of cats
>getting pissed about dumb shit

the internet, perfected:
>fawning over cat pics that upset you

see. you simply can't look away. i've trapped you with my content magic.