Why? Because I receive a /lot/ of unearned rewards, attention, and credit. 

Wake's position in this network produces yield. I don't have to maneuver or strategize. I just arrive by virtue of my standing and willingness to keep on truckin', keep on fuckin' around.

By holding my Fan Token, you'll earn your share of that yield for however long I can compete/ fuck around/ get paid. Then sell once wake gets tried out/ replaced by fancy new brick or internet babe.

TLDR: People throw money at me for reasons. You should have some. I want you to have some, but I can't give it to you. I need you to take it. Take it 🎩

husband, father, degentleman, haberdasher 🎩🥂

do you want to burn farther? 'cause that's how you burn farther.

🤣

We’re incentivized to give to people that don’t have an allowance 

Do with it as you please 🤣

no shade against whatever tokens, i just don't bother claiming them. generally worthless and figuring out their claim-game is... meh.