joggers are sweatpants for people who aren't depressed yet

husband, father, degentleman, haberdasher 🎩🥂

had joggers already but now too depressed to go get sweatpants

aspiring polymath. working on /microsub; creator of @degentipbot.eth; producer/dj; host of /campfire 🎧 + /downshift ⚙️

then you jump right to the final step, before death:

tattered athletic shorts

i know.

is okay.

it won't hurt.

be in peace, fren.

got a pair of these bad boys that I've had since the 8th grade. Best pair of shorts ever. Elastic has long since lost its hold