kid rock should do the inauguration. they could serve powerade and funions and hotdogs. kids could get trump bibles and truncated copies of the constitution (with pictures!). their parents could get free cybertrucks to live inside and modestly used mypillows for comfort and food security. they should do this in Indiana, america’s most bestest state instead of DC which is simply too urban.

fuckin’ glorious. 

so instead of kid rock becoming a good musician with listenable music, we drag the entire federal situation down to his level.

“kid rock isn’t good; everything surrounding trump is simply worse.”

The kid rock becoming a good musician ship sailed away a looong time ago 

It's actually mind melting that he's somehow become relevant again