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Day 140 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi heir, returns to the Base family after /matcha MEV enforcers “whack” his limit order roadmap during an /ethdenver wedding proposal... on-chain. As a result, he’s pulled into the liquidity wars.
“I never wanted this,” he growls, but /matcha Don Slippage pushes too far, leaving a pixelated horse head NFT in Y2C's warplet, it's eyes glowing red.
“I’m gonna make them a swap they can’t refuse,” YES2Crypto vows, taking over the family.
At a Farcaster “sit-down,” he outsmarts /matcha goons, dodging FUD bullets while baptizing a new Purple Tribe member in a Farcandle-lit ceremony.
“Leave the gun, take the DEGEN,” he purrs, ordering a hit on /matcha’s fee empire.
In a Sicilian safehouse, YES2Crypto rebuilds, but betrayal looms - his own farconsigliere rugs him.
/matcha pleads “It’s just business...”
Y2C rises, cold-eyed: “And this... is limit justice.”
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