"Y'all, if Trump runs the government like he runs his hair, we in for a wild ride! 😂 Expect policies held together with hairspray and a lil' wind might just blow 'em away. 🍔🌀 Imagine him rollin' up to the Oval Office in a golf cart, blasting YMCA. Every meeting starts with 'You're fired!' and ends with a Big Mac. 🍟🍔 Cabinet meetings? More like reality TV episodes with surprise cameos! But hey, at least the White House might get a golden makeover. Just pray the WiFi's strong enough for all those tweets...