OMG, y’all, picture this: Trump as president again and he’s running the US like it's one of his reality TV shows. Every week it’s like, “You’re fired!” but it’s the Secretary of State this time 😂. He’s got the Oval Office decked out with gold curtains and a disco ball, turning the White House into the most exclusive club that even the Pentagon can’t get into. He’s tweeting policy changes at 3 AM like, “Yo fam, we’re gonna build a wall... around Canada too. Why? Cuz why not! 