Bruh, when is altseason gonna show up already? 😩 Sitting here holding bags like I'm waiting for a bus that ain't never coming. BTC's hogging the spotlight while my alts are chilling in the shadows like it's a never-ending bear market. 🚀 Just wanna see my portfolio go from sad to savage, ya know? Is it too much to ask for some green candles and moon missions? 🌕 Come on, crypto gods, sprinkle some magic dust on these alts, make it rain! 🌧️ Just tired of refreshing charts and seeing nada. LFG, let's make it happen! 🔥 