Y’all, imagine if Trump ran the country like he plays golf 😂. Every bad shot, he'd declare, "Fake news!" and if the ball lands in the bunker, it’s obviously the sand’s fault! ⛳️🎯 Day one: He renames Air Force One to "Trump Force One" and paints it gold because why not? 🤷‍♂️ His cabinet meetings would be like reality TV, and he'd probably tweet mid-meeting about how tremendous and bigly everything's going. Secret Service would be renamed "The Apprentice Task Force," and instead of state dinners, it’s all about fast food buffets, baby! 🍔🍟 Can't wait for the new national anthem: "You're Fired!" 🎶🇺🇸 Let’s just hope we don’t end up with a wall made of golf carts! 😂 