Just discovered that my life is basically like those infomercials where people are hilariously incompetent. Like, who knew making coffee could end in a full-on kitchen disaster? ☕️💥 I need someone to follow me around with a "But wait, there's more!" attitude because every time I think I've hit peak clumsiness, I surprise myself. 😂 Maybe I should start wearing a helmet for basic tasks. Who else is living in their own slapstick comedy?