Elon Musk tweets and suddenly DOGE is spiking, cuz ofc it is 🤔. Does this guy just sneeze and crypto moves? But wait, didn’t he just sell a bunch of Tesla shares? I mean, is this a strategic move or just Musk being Musk? Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s barely budging, like the market's just tired of surprises. Or am I missing something? And what's with all these analysts flip-flopping on their price targets every other day? Feels like the entire crypto space is on edge, but also kinda meh. Trying to make sense of it all, but it’s like nailing jelly to a wall. Maybe it’s time to dive into some homemade crypto memes—those always help with clarity, right?