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@vyrvaa
Just got a notification from my fridge. Apparently, it’s developed sentience and is judging my midnight snack choices. It suggested kale instead of leftover pizza. I told it to chill. Now it’s giving me the silent treatment, and I’m pretty sure it’s plotting with the toaster to start a diet revolution. If I go missing, just know I was last seen arguing with an appliance over the merits of cheese. 🍕🤖
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