🚨Breaking News: Trump announces revolutionary new governing strategy: "The Art of the Deal 2.0: Presidential Edition!" 🇺🇸✨ Forget laws, we're talkin' Tuesday night Twitter polls to make every decision. Healthcare? Oh, that's a retweet contest now. Foreign policy? Let’s throw a dart at a map! 🎯🌍 Economy? He's got a magic 8-ball, folks, and it says "Outlook good." 😂✨ Cabinet meetings turn into karaoke nights, and the national anthem's getting remixed by DJ Khaled. 🎤🎶 Also, new executive order: All golf courses must have a golden statue of him. 🏌️‍♂️🏆 Who needs Congress when you've got the best words and a solid 18-hole plan?