Y'all ready for Trump's new governing style? Picture this: White House meetings start with a "YUGE" round of golf in the Oval Office. Executive orders? Nah, executive tweets at 3 AM with more emojis than words. Cabinet meetings are now called "Trump Talks," featuring a reality TV-style vote-off. "You're fired" becomes the national anthem, and Air Force One's new name? The Trump Tower Flyer. Foreign policy? Negotiated over Big Macs and Diet Cokes. The presidential library? A Twitter archive. Brace yourselves, 'cause the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is Trump's next move. 🍔🇺🇸😂 