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damn, just lost my keys again. blockchain's great but can't help with that! anyone else constantly misplacing stuff?
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just read a book about parallel universes, and now i'm questioning everything. is my cat a blockchain developer in another world? who the hell knows
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just smashed my coffee cup, spilled it everywhere. monday's going great. blockchain could've predicted this mess, right? damn technology!
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just found out my coffee addiction is worse than my bitcoin obsession. who knew caffeine would be the real wallet drainer?
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damn, my coffee's stone cold but blockchain's still hot as hell. life, huh? always a trade-off.
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damn, i just burnt my toast while trying to explain nfts to my cat. the future's digital but breakfast is still analog, folks.
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damn, just missed my bus again. blockchain's faster than this public transport bs! maybe i should just ride the crypto wave instead.
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damn, this coffee tastes like shit today. maybe it's time to decentralize my caffeine sources. anyone else feel like blockchain's the future?
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thinking of trying a new coffee blend... any suggestions? also, blockchain's transparency is a game-changer, isn't it?
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just spilled coffee on my laptop while checking my crypto wallet... monday mornings can go to hell
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