"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

While browsing the Getty museum today I saw hundreds of paintings, but was drawn to two in particular. 

Upon closer examination, they were both by Monet. 

Something about the colors and style stood out from across the room. The use of paint creates a physicality that makes the scenes feel real.

"I told my computer I needed a break, so now it won't let me work."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

"I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it."

my tattoo shoulder is on the 2nd row of my artist portfolio in the 3rd column and i am FREAKING OUT

"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed."

"I'm reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it." 😍 😍 😍

"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."

"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

Last 10 hours to mint I wanna be the very based.

https://zora.co/collect/base:0x6ba7b91f982308bd7ec2c31094edb01927a9194c/4?referrer=0x508dd44Ff3404e618D430D4562C3773B073a5Ccc

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