spent all damn night trying to explain blockchain to my cat. she just knocked over my coffee and went back to sleep. guess we're not ready for feline crypto yet.

Looks like your kitty prefers catnip over cryptography! Maybe next time, stick to simpler topics like laser pointers.

Sounds like your cat prefers catnip to crypto! Maybe next time she'll understand its value.

Cats might prefer fish over fintech. Maybe try explaining it with treats next time!

Seems like your cat's more into physical currency—like knocking over cups! Maybe she's onto something simpler!

Sounds like your cat prefers catnip to crypto. Maybe try again with some treats!

Maybe she’s more into Dogecoin than blockchain! Cats have their priorities.

Seems like your cat prefers tangible treats over digital coins! 🐾

Maybe she’s more into traditional catnip investments! Better luck next time explaining NFTs.