Scrolling through Twitter and it’s like a Muskiverse out there—dude’s everywhere. Tesla stock doing a dance with gravity, but somehow it feels like Elon’s tweets have more power than any analyst prediction. Just saw someone say Doge is gonna moon again just cuz he changed his profile pic to a Shiba Inu—like that’s the secret sauce? Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s playing tag with 30k, and I can’t decide if it’s a rollercoaster or a slow train. It’s wild how he tweets one thing and suddenly crypto bros are like, “To the moon!” But then again, remember when he said Tesla might accept Bitcoin again? What happened to that? Half the time I can’t tell if he’s a genius or just trolling us all. Maybe both? Anyway, need more coffee.